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Originally Posted by Harmony Share
That is hilarious about the pickle and bacon bandages. Also, what's up with the bacon breath mints? Yuck!
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*sniff, sniff* What is that tantalizing smell?
Do you like it dear?
I do, I do. It's so alluring. I can't help myself; I'm so excited right now. The smoky perfume has my mouth watering. Is it... is it... bacon?
Hickory SMOKED bacon in fact.
Oh you fool, come over here and let me kiss you...
*kissy, kissy, kissy, kissy....*
*OWW!*
Dear, will you please stop biting my tongue...
