2009 - Year of the Newborn Cutie? : More Newborn Cuties coming & Now in USA

[TwilightStarshine]

'2009: The Year of The Tailless Wonder'

Lol, sorry sorry sorry. I had to say that. *hangs head* Honestly they are starting to grow on me, but I'm getting my customizing supplies ready. Mwuahaha, watch out newborn cuties: all yur butts r belong to me!

I'll buy them anyway. And no, I will not drill holes in their little diapers and give them tails, I am not that egoistical. We should love our nbc's the way they are and thank Hasbro for spawning them. And since I am just another mindless Hasbrofied drone, I might as well suggest what ponies they can make into tailless wonders too:

1] Star Catcher
Cuz shez speshiul. I think their large baby heads are quite suitable for the 3D print of the original Star Catcher. I think a SC cutie would be *TO DIE* for... But they prolly only make the core 7 ponies into cuties anyway... But one can hope, right?

2] Pepperberry
That would be... So awesome. I love her unusual color scheme SOOO much! Hasbro will probably release a Pepperberry Cutie as soon as hael freezes over.

3] Any of the 2006/2007 ponies
Transparent glitterbody cuties, more pegasus and unicorn cuties, more cuties for everyone! Then again, the idea of releasing more than 7 different characters is alien to Hasbro '09. I could be wrong I guess. I hope I am.


So there's only one big question left, I suppose.

Whose children are they anyway? *echoe*

Aren't ponies supposed to be 'little girls' according to Hasbro? Well... If that's the case... Where do the mini-mes come from all of a sudden? Someone in Hasbro's office has a lot of explaining to do. :084:

I can only guess they are the same pony characters, only when they were young. So I guess that means... There is a breach in spacetime in Ponyville which allows ponies to travel back to their pasts and interact with themselves? So this is a collision of dimensions? Wow. I had no idea there's so much depth in mlp collecting! In 2009, ponies will have the chance to walk THEMSELVES in a baby strollers and change THEIR OWN DIAPERS!

.................................................. ............... / frown

Yes, I think Hasbro hates their own ponies, too. (Seriously. Would YOU want to fall into a wormhole and change your OWN diapers?) There's something seriously wrong with the people developing this core 7 thing. They're evil.

(I can see why Hasbro released the retro rainbows and collectors now. *scratches head* Yep. It all makes perfect sense. Sunlight is Rainbow Dash's mom. I knew it! *snaps fingers*)

Key idea of this post: bbc's make the core 7-thing reeeeeeally complicated. (And guess who had too much sugar for breakfast this morning?)

But hold on! There is hope for the future yet! My solution for this complicated pony problem? Release... More... Adult pony characters! IMMEDIATELY!

Yes, yes. I know. It's ingenius.

*runs away, laughing manically*

[ImmortalPanda]

LOL TwilightStarshine! I like the way you think!

[ristvak]

@ TwilightStarshine: that... was perhaps the funniest post I have ever read on this forum XD I like the way your mind works!

Also: they don't have tails?! Well I'd probably only get them for customizing, so I will definitely have to fix that little glitch

[gafnorin]

Wow, that was brilliant. Changing your own diapers. yuck. You're right, tho. The core 7 couldn't possibly have birthed those babies, esp with those tiny little butts of theirs. Those ain't birthin' hips. So it must be a space/time rip. The only other explanation is cloning. Maybe there's a mad scientist pony out there somewhere cloning the core 7 over and over and over again. I bet it's a slightly nerdy pony who's been rejected by the core 7 click so she's trying to create her own set of them that she can fit into. But each set rejects her. So now she's making newborns so she can have more influence over them and someday become popular. But which pony is this mad scientist? hmmm.

[ristvak]

I so want to make a custom of the Mad Scientist Pony now XD

[ponymad]

hehehehe that is so funny TwilightStarshine!

Maybe the ponies are just reminiscing about their baby pony days.....

[WhispersOfTheWind]

she looks cute. i want atleast one set of these.

[MonsterIceCream]

I haven't seen these yet, but wow, I can't wait to find these!!!

[Skylar]

I thought I liked these at first but the more I look at them the more its just more...bore seven. YUCKYUCKYUCK!!!!!
Then I started to wonder when baby horses started wearing diapers anyway. Unless I can find them for cheap, or trade for them, I think they will be a pass like everything else bore seven.

[Tikibirds]

at least its something different to look foward too