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Ponies don't taste good.
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Ponies don't taste good.
But I must taste them to find there FLAVOR!
I do not eat them I lick them to find the flavor.Just don't bite into a moldy or rusty one bro. That's the only kinda "filling" they have.
I do not eat them I lick them to find the flavor.
No it is forbidden!Perhaps try the fruit scented ones, they might taste good.
No it is forbidden!
Arise Chicken!
Shh It is forbidden.Ultra Chicken
Okay I don't get you people. Why in the world are you eating ponies? I mean do you know how many pox, hand/mouth disease, measles, pooh, pee, other things , bed bugs, rash diseases, fungus, baby 1980's slobber and who knows what else is on those things? Seriously, how many people touched something I don't want to think what, then went back in to the factory and touched the pony. Spit on it to fix its hair. This is like wearing underwear right off the hanger people! I mean can a person eat Cat Pee Pony and live? No! She is dragon. Touch her and you will surely meet your fate. She will place your head upon a shelf. Goodness gracious.
These are are the things that make the BEST FLAVOR!Okay I don't get you people. Why in the world are you eating ponies? I mean do you know how many pox, hand/mouth disease, measles, pooh, pee, other things , bed bugs, rash diseases, fungus, baby 1980's slobber and who knows what else is on those things? Seriously, how many people touched something I don't want to think what, then went back in to the factory and touched the pony. Spit on it to fix its hair. This is like wearing underwear right off the hanger people! I mean can a person eat Cat Pee Pony and live? No! She is dragon. Touch her and you will surely meet your fate. She will place your head upon a shelf. Goodness gracious.