1,000 Ways to get Kicked Outta Wal-Mart (Game)

Hold pineapples on your head and do rumbas. Stick plungers on your head and holler, "I'm a magical unicorn!"

Me and my claw machine bud John used to do both of these to embarrass our friends.
 
Dude, I shouldn't have made this thread XD it's giving me naughty ideas! >XD

Hmmm...I wonder if fake farting into the intercom will get me kicked out... XD
 
FART IN THE INTERCOM!!!!!!!!! I would love to do it! >X3
Ask for the cost of each single dang grape? Challenge accepted.
Plunger head doesn't sound too bad. Might do that to my bro next time haha!
LotR Fight? The toys department is in front of this huge screen that works as a security camera. And is in front of the stocking area. I would rather hit my brother with a foam sword in there!
 
Get either a mangers walky talky or hijack a megaphone. Put on some sunshades and pretend to be leading troops into a WWIII battle oh find a army hat if you can. But please for the safety of everyone and children only fire nerf guns. Wont some one think of the children during this madness?


MADNESS THIS IS WAL MART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Yes, yell "THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" into the intercom XD
 
OMG YES! Or yell "I like trains" XD (makes sense if you have seen ASDF Movie)
 
NO say My name is <insert name> Wal-Mart killed my father prepare to die!!! Say it to the first important Wal-Mart person you see. Also help if your carying a fencing sword and have a Fabulous Mustache.


Its 2 am I haven't slept in over 30 hours and I am watching waaaaay to much tv.
 
dress up in a Viking costume during Easter and then sing Elmer' Fudd's rendition of Kill da Wabbit! While terrorizing small, plush bunnies

swing your leg up on one of those stick horses and borrow their cowboy hats and water guns and have a wild west shoot out. then ask the manager if he's feelin lucky today in your best John Wayne impression
 
Dress up as Darth Vader and get some friends like stormtroopers. Then walk around and say VOW TO YOUR NEW OVERLORD! Then begin to break dance and say potato randomly.
 
You and a friend borrow two bike helmets and some long pool noodles. Then hijack the motorize shopping buggies and have a Joust. It would also help if one could be the black night and one the white night. PS your trying to win the approval of princess twilight.
 
About those motorized buggies, why not a race? With shirts that say something like "BRONY" and other that say "ANTI"
 
I thought of another dumb thing I've done that's gotten me kicked out of Walmart. Have you and your friend start a royal battle with foam swords and plungers to protect your aisle territory!

When I was a young teen I lived in a small town with nothing do besides hang out at Walmart. Needless to say my friends and I got kicked out numerous times.
 
Play race with shopping carts. I just did this at Family Dollar and I crashed into the Toilet Paper Aisle and got kicked out.... Almost XD
 
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