1,000 Ways to get Kicked Outta Wal-Mart (Game)

A fun thing to do is hide in the clothes and grab people's legs. Once I was just sure I'd goosed my friend Linda's bootie, only to peek out and see I'd goosed a total stranger. Fortunately she was laughing about it, so it was coolness.

Imagine the infamy of being The Girl who Got Busted For Goosing Gals at Wallie World.
 
organize the world's first old people break dancing competition
 
Iono if this will get you kicked out but it got some weird looks in walmart. Yes I did this one. I pick up a glitter purple skull and did the Yorick it scene from Macbeth. Then I bought and took Yorick home where he lives. I still do the Yorick bit from time to time my family is not impressed.
 
Follow the employees around and ask them what they're up to. When they tell you, ask why. Rinse and repeat.

Or, you could open up some of the silverware and start eating some of the things in the food isles that doesn't require cooking. (like ice cream or popsicles etc)
 
Set up a tent in the camping department and move in. If security tries to budge you, call the UN and declare sanctuary!

Better yet, set up a flag and claim the camping department as your own kingdom!
 
Make a weird concoction of every liquid in the store, mix it, and splash it into all of the freezers!
 
I've got another one! :tongue:

Flip the lights on and off, then get on the loud speaker and tell ghost stories!
 
grab a bunch of cans, some sticks and the loudspeaker and play wipe out
 
Unchain the employees from their registers and set them free!

I seriously believe they might just be chained up.
 
WalMart can be the poop to their employees. My oldest brother manages the auto department at one, one of my younger sisters and her husband stock at one, my best friend works there. They really aren't great employers, but it's better than starving I guess.

Here's a fun but nasty one I actually did back in college... Stuff the toilets with those 'expand in water' toys and wait. Oh, the flooding. The horrible poopy flooding!
 
LOL! A poopy Pony flood would be a disaster of epic proportions. ALL WOULD FLEE BEFORE THEY GOT DRENCHED IN PEE.


You could open bags of candy and give it to shoppers' kids on Halloween. Make 'em holler TRICK OR TREAT and load 'em up!
 
Get a toy sword. Hit 5 employees with it. Run away like if you were in Oz. Begin to sing "Let it go" before they catch you.
Enjoy!
 
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