Apocalypse plan

Tak

Tak

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Does anyone else have at least a tentative plan for the apocalypse? (Zombie or otherwise) I've read so many books about post-apocalyptic societies of varying time lapse from the actual events. I've got plans. My daughter knows the drill. I've even, amazingly, got some excellent survival skills. Just curious if anyone else thinks of the odd things I do.
:tongue::surprisepony::unsure:
 
Nope. It's not something I worry about. Scientists predict that when the sun finally goes kablooey, me and my loved ones will be millions of years dead anyway.
 
Chances are that's how it'll be. I just spent so long living in the middle of nowhere with heavy earthquakes. We always had disaster kits. In case of a zombie apocalypse, we're going in the attic with all offers the food and water, and pulling the ladder up behind us. We could wait out a year up there. o_O
Oh no, my oddities are showing! :rolleyes: lol
 
I am hoping to posses my doll host by then so as a living doll I want need food or water and zombie will not bother a living doll I hope.
 
Well last apocalypse predicted was supposed to happen December 2012

How did we survive that?
 
LightningSilver-Mana said:
Well last apocalypse predicted was supposed to happen December 2012

How did we survive that?
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We did not survive it like you think. Right now we all have been captured by aliens and are in pods with rods in our brains letting us think we are living out a life on earth. By the time we wake up and realize we are not even on earth anymore, we will each have to be a new type of slave for the master race of Chugarliens. @Ology will probably wake up early and raise a war using her fidget spinner which by the way Chugarliens are afraid of. @Tak will most like be turned into a Pod mommy for the Chugarliens. @Leave a Whisper is going to be a soldier and I sadly will be a medical experiment. My only hope is that Law will save me from my nightmare.


Oh and just in case no one knew this, I am sure I have all of you beat in the personal oddness category. Baaaaa
 
tulagirl said:
We did not survive it like you think. Right now we all have been captured by aliens and are in pods with rods in our brains letting us think we are living out a life on earth. By the time we wake up and realize we are not even on earth anymore, we will each have to be a new type of slave for the master race of Chugarliens. @Ology will probably wake up early and raise a war using her fidget spinner which by the way Chugarliens are afraid of. @Tak will most like be turned into a Pod mommy for the Chugarliens. @Leave a Whisper is going to be a soldier and I sadly will be a medical experiment. My only hope is that Law will save me from my nightmare.


Oh and just in case no one knew this, I am sure I have all of you beat in the personal oddness category. Baaaaa
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@Ology and I wakes up and rescues @tulagirl and @Tak
 
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Leave a Whisper said:
@Ology and I wakes up and rescues @tulagirl and @Tak
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Also you forget I can command a army of haunted dolls and haunted items. I can maybe sweet talk Robert the doll, Mandy the Doll, Peggy the doll, And My Favorite doll ANNABELL into help us. Hey Annabelle like to kill and wants a soul to possess.

I also know Pressure points ( in real life if it helps)

So my army plus spinner and @Leave a Whisper will not only rescue you but get away too.
 
LOL, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's pondered this. There is a storage unit place down the road from us, all brick with a high brick wall going all around the complex with one steel access gate. I figure, head there, lay claim and then I can see what stuff is in the units and have them available for supply storage and living areas. Could allow others in and offer them their own units for shelter as long as they contribute to the community! We will thrive LOL
 
Maybe I could learn voodoo and necromancy and inslave to zombies to be our slaved
 
Gingerbread said:
LOL, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's pondered this. There is a storage unit place down the road from us, all brick with a high brick wall going all around the complex with one steel access gate. I figure, head there, lay claim and then I can see what stuff is in the units and have them available for supply storage and living areas. Could allow others in and offer them their own units for shelter as long as they contribute to the community! We will thrive LOL
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You'll be queen of your own band of survivors! Cool. :cool:

Ology said:
Maybe I could learn voodoo and necromancy and inslave to zombies to be our slaved
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I'm pretty sure I've had enough concussions that I could make a pretty convincing zombie... (only if I eat chocolate instead of brains :p)
 
I'm pretty sure I've had enough concussions that I could make a pretty convincing zombie... (only if I eat chocolate instead of brains :p)[/QUOTE]
Cool Cause I got friends on the other Side!
:skull::cauldron::skull:
 
Hmm interesting horror movie comes to mind...Alien meets Preditor meets Zombies on earth while a take over of the Borg begins from outer space. Man I want to see this film. Who do you think would win? Aliens? Preditors? Zombies? Mankind? or the Borg?
 
I would go with Predator's or Borg
 
tulagirl said:
Hmm interesting horror movie comes to mind...Alien meets Preditor meets Zombies on earth while a take over of the Borg begins from outer space. Man I want to see this film. Who do you think would win? Aliens? Preditors? Zombies? Mankind? or the Borg?
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The answer of who would survive... bum bum bum....
Cockroaches!
 
tulagirl said:
Hmm interesting horror movie comes to mind...Alien meets Preditor meets Zombies on earth while a take over of the Borg begins from outer space. Man I want to see this film. Who do you think would win? Aliens? Preditors? Zombies? Mankind? or the Borg?
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The Borgs. They're the only ones with brains.
 
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The sequel will be cyborg roaches from Earth as they will then proceed to invade species from other planets by grossing them out and eating their food.
 
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