G1 Sapphire makes bad jokes

Sapphire Rain

Sapphire Rain

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This thread is definitely not for the faint of heart, but I hope I put it in the right place. ouo

Anyway, I recently rescued some baby ponies off of Ebay and have been working on fixing them up. They both had tail rust so I had to do a lot of work from inside the bodies.
And here is why you do not let me make terrible jokes with decapitated ponies. :tongue:

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I love to make 'em holler when I pull off their heads, "NO! My head! Why? Why? AUGGGHHHHHH!" POP!

Orf wit' their heads!

Screaming as you lower Ponies into boiling water is fun as well. "WOE!!! THE WATER! IT BURNS! NOES!"

So much fun!
 
Ruling the world sounds like so much work. I think I'll just keep spreading plagues via fleas and rats in the big cities and sit at home in my trademarked Warren of DOOM!
 
This was so funny. That is why I hate decapitating ponies to remove rust :p
 
Rats gotta eat too!

If you hate germs, you'll hate me. Sorrow. I let my dogs drool on me then sometimes don't wash it off. I mean, that's a lotta water, and a lotta drool.

I personally want to be feed to my dogs when I die, but since society would frown upon that, I'm donating my body to University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center. Let them figure out where nature went wrong!
 
My breadbox is fulla junk so there's no room for me. :cry:

I guess I really should clean it out. I've lost a lotta stuff... my dignity, my sense of direction, my common sense... Maybe it's all in the box!

Huh. I don't even know where the box is. :surprisepony:
 
Maybe it's a Tardis! YAYS! TARDIS!
 
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster...PINKER.

:D
 
Tee hee! I like having silly, strange fun with my ponies. Especially if I need to mutilate them.
I got an idea last night that involved taking stray pony heads and mounting them like a taxidermy deer.
 
A while back on the Facebook feed for the MLP Arena someone posted a picture of a necklace someone had made mounting a G1 Applejack's head to some lacy bits and baubles. Some people were just outraged that she would do such a thing and griped about how tacky it was. They really bashed the poor girl who did it and I admit I stepped in and told them, it's her stuff, if she wants to cut up her Ponies and put them in a blender, that's her choice. I was a little appalled by how hateful people were and they'd linked to her etsy shop, so everyone 'knew' who she was!

She got the last laugh though, it sold immediately after they linked to it.

So people think other people's Ponies are SERIOUS BUSINESS. lol!
 
LOL I'm not surprised, sadly. I wish I could say I was cuz!! That's really tragic, I hope she's okay. :(

I haven't had the best experience with the MLP Arena though. The trading post? A world of difference, this site is much better. <3<3
 
I lurk on the Arena, but never post. It's not bad, just too busy to really chum up and make friends as easily as you can here. The Arena Facebook feed though... holy crow. Those are some mean girls and guys sometimes. I suppose the nature of FB is to say whatever springs to mind, but really, self editing is a good thing. That FB crowd is not real nice sometimes.
 
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