Unpopular Pony Opinions

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I'm not too sure this even qualifies as an unpopular opinion but I remember being extremely freaked out over the ponies with rollerskates when I was little. I kept thinking, how do they remove the skates...? It's not like ponies have hands, they are skating on all limbs.

I thought the poor ponies would go on skating forever and it made me sad. Yeah.
 
I'm not too sure this even qualifies as an unpopular opinion but I remember being extremely freaked out over the ponies with rollerskates when I was little. I kept thinking, how do they remove the skates...? It's not like ponies have hands, they are skating on all limbs.

I thought the poor ponies would go on skating forever and it made me sad. Yeah.
Like "the red shoes”.
 
Red shoes?
 
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Yes, just like the fairy tale!

I had this mental image of the poor ponies going over the curvature of the Earth on their skates, over and over, because they cannot stop! I never owned any of them but if I did, I would remove the skates, only put them on every now and then.

But come to think of it, playing with them must be really cool.
 
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Yes, just like the fairy tale!

I had this mental image of the poor ponies going over the curvature of the Earth on their skates, over and over, because they cannot stop! I never owned any of them but if I did, I would remove the skates, only put them on every now and then.

But come to think of it, playing with them must be really cool.
They look so cute with all the accessories. The head phones are my favorite.
 
I can't believe I've never thought of that, but that's absolutely something that would haunt my psyche as a kid if I had. Maybe when ponies go skating, they have a designated driver situation?
 
I love how they have a whole look going on, headphones, sunglasses, rollerskates. It's all very deliciously retro.

LOL, the idea of Ponies having a designated driver is so hilarious! I can imagine pegasus ponies flying over the rollerskating trio and picking them up when needed.
 
New opinion: Designated Driver Pony is the pony we didn't know we wanted and needed. She can come with a car that has a different picture of drunk, dizzy and backseat road-raging ponies in the other 3 windows. Should her face be sculpted to show consternation or long-suffering?
 
New opinion: Designated Driver Pony is the pony we didn't know we wanted and needed. She can come with a car that has a different picture of drunk, dizzy and backseat road-raging ponies in the other 3 windows. Should her face be sculpted to show consternation or long-suffering?

XD My vote is for "long-suffering".
 
New opinion: Designated Driver Pony is the pony we didn't know we wanted and needed. She can come with a car that has a different picture of drunk, dizzy and backseat road-raging ponies in the other 3 windows. Should her face be sculpted to show consternation or long-suffering?
Long-suffering for sure! I'd be a perfect custom.

I think that flutter ponies look like frogs :D

I had never thought of it before BUT now that I have, I cannot unseen it! You're right, they do kind of look froggish! It's the angle of the neck, I think?
 
Long-suffering for sure! I'd be a perfect custom.



I had never thought of it before BUT now that I have, I cannot unseen it! You're right, they do kind of look froggish! It's the angle of the neck, I think?
Especially the fat head ones.
 
My unpopular pony opinion is . . . Paradise Estate kinda sucks. It cost sooo much and didn't even come with a pony. A lot of the accessories (like the silverware) are just generic doll accessories, not cute MLP-style accessories. Most of the furniture is molded for Megan / Molly instead of ponies. And it's . . . a house. Seriously? They got rid of the castle playset for a house?? I saw houses every day as a kid, what I didn't see was cool castles.

It doesn't even have any cool gimmicks like "THIS room has a secret door behind the bookcase", nah it's pretty much four pink boxes with stickers on the walls. (The swimming pool is cool though.)
 
My unpopular pony opinion is . . . Paradise Estate kinda sucks. It cost sooo much and didn't even come with a pony. A lot of the accessories (like the silverware) are just generic doll accessories, not cute MLP-style accessories. Most of the furniture is molded for Megan / Molly instead of ponies. And it's . . . a house. Seriously? They got rid of the castle playset for a house?? I saw houses every day as a kid, what I didn't see was cool castles.

It doesn't even have any cool gimmicks like "THIS room has a secret door behind the bookcase", nah it's pretty much four pink boxes with stickers on the walls. (The swimming pool is cool though.)
Yeah, it's totally more of a Barbie Dreamhouse than a My Little Pony toy. I've made a joke before about a bunch of marketing guys in a room brainstorming how to sell a new, must-have playset for the movie: "So, everyone already has the castle, so here: the castle is temporarily destroyed, and we bring in the cornerstone of all unicorn fantasy stories... MODERN ITALIAN VILLA ARCHITECTURE!"
"..."
"...with a POOL."
 
Yeah, it's totally more of a Barbie Dreamhouse than a My Little Pony toy. I've made a joke before about a bunch of marketing guys in a room brainstorming how to sell a new, must-have playset for the movie: "So, everyone already has the castle, so here: the castle is temporarily destroyed, and we bring in the cornerstone of all unicorn fantasy stories... MODERN ITALIAN VILLA ARCHITECTURE!"
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"...with a POOL."
I like to say, (and this is just a silly theory of mine) that the wizard from Revolt of Paradise Estate targeted the ponies, cause Barbie got jelly and wanted it for her own and hired him to run them out of town.


Also, if I were rich, I'd totally take a large, multi-room home with a sea horse themed indoor pool. That sounds sweet.
 
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