Weird Pony Confessions

Haha death metal mlp is not something you expect to hear!
I just choke laughing thinking about someone screaming out the lyrics to my little pony death metal style.
 
I chit chat with my ponies sometimes
 
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mine talk back alright. They say "Get me da BLEEP outta this BLOOP box ya rotten BEEEEEEP!"

Then I put them back in the dungeon because obviously they haven't learned their lesson yet.
 
Mine also tell me stuff, but it's all sinister evil stuff, stuff that can not be repeated anywhere as it is so evil it makes people sad just hearing one word of their evil hate filled speeches.

And that is why it has become my solemn duty to protect the world from their evil by keeping them locked in a vault to prevent their evil ways from corrupting other ponies.
 
Mine also tell me stuff, but it's all sinister evil stuff, stuff that can not be repeated anywhere as it is so evil it makes people sad just hearing one word of their evil hate filled speeches.

And that is why it has become my solemn duty to protect the world from their evil by keeping them locked in a vault to prevent their evil ways from corrupting other ponies.

You're evil too though. I should lock you up also, for your own good.
 
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