Weirdest/Funniest Ways You've Ever Been Hit On?

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What are some of the weirdest or funniest ways you've ever been hit on?


I remember when I was walking into Del Taco and this kid got the door for me because of the stroller and she asks Are you married? I roll my eyes and tell her no. She smiles at me then and says, "Oh cool, cuz my dad wants your number." seriously dude? you couldn't ask for it yourself?

my kid was going out to see santa, I was cold, grumpy and wasn't feeling up to socializing, when its her turn santa asks where her mommy is, so she points at me and he says, "Do you want to come sit on Santa's lap?" And I was like no. omg in front of all those kids too! it was kinda funny in retrospect

I was at the mall with my cousin and this guy starts hitting on me, out of nowhere he comes up with the corniest line I've ever heard

"Hey girl, do you like chocolate? And I'm not talking about the candy." It took everything I had not to laugh. My cousin was not so reserved.

I was just out for a walk when I heard this noise, you know the noise when someone who can't whistle (I can't either) tries but fails, well this dude tries to whistle at me fails, and finally shouts whooo! cracked me up.
 
Apparently I have been hit on a few times but I don't get it till my friends point it out to me. Kinda funny.
 
Ology said:
Apparently I have been hit on a few times but I don't get it till my friends point it out to me. Kinda funny.
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I can relate to that one, unless of course its the standard "Do you come here often" one LOL
 
I was in a bar with my now husband and his best friend and his best friend's wife. My husband and his friend are leaning against the back wall, just people watching and the friend's wife and I are being all giggly drinking by a pool table. This shorter guy comes up who can barely walk he is so drunk and start's chatting up the friend's wife. She is giving away waaaay too much info to a stranger like where she lives. I'm getting nervous and I make eye contact with my husband to make sure he is ready to swoop in. Finally the friend's wife admits she's not from around here, but she points to me and says, "but she is!" So this guy sidles up next to me all creepy eyeing me up, and says, "So, what's your deal?" So I casually point to my husband standing behind him and I say "That's my deal over there." The guy turns around and is facing my husband's chest and then looks up to his face real slow. I almost burst out laughing, it was as if it came out of a movie. The drunk guy's friend was watching him, so he comes in real smooth and leads him away, "ok, we're done here," and he excuses his friend.
 
I do remember one time being hit on many years ago at a convention by a very sweaty unwashed man who was supposed to watch the door going in and out to a dealers room. He ask me a few general question who I was dressed as about my BJD and all. I answered politely but when he ask me out for dinner and said my doll was as pretty as her mommy I felt sick. I politely informed him I did not date and that my BJD was male which really did not matter to me but anyway. He like why don't you date? I of course did not feel I needed to answer but when I turned to walk away he tried to touch me. Bad idea I slapped his hand away told him to leave me alone I was gladly going to get the con head who I knew personally and his wife and see to it he was told about. Needless to say when I spoke to the Con head he was like I warned him about that. Apparently this guy had hit on several young females he was a lot lot older then most of us at the con. He was given one verbal warning and then after me and two others told on him together he was ask to leave the con and was not allowed at any other events held by the con head. I cant say he never went to any more cons but I never saw him again. I am Asexual so beside being creeped out it made me sick sick when a person cant understand the words I DONT DATE.
 
I got hit kind of accidentally.
I was in the bar with my friends and this drunk man came to talk to us. He was somebody we know but really we haven't ever talk to him (and was my friends friend). We were all thingking "go away" but because he was chatting with us just politely (as drunken people can) we could not be rude and say go away. He didn't get the message either when we just answered by few words or were little bit akward. Well then I got my shining knight to my rescue ;). One hot guy just swoop in and says to me "darling did you miss me?". I'm like yes!! and start chatting him like we were a couple and the drunken guy goes away. And I get to continue my evening with this knight. :) Nothing happened, but it was fun rescue :D.
 
I don't know of this is considered being hit on but it sure was funny at the time. I was working a stall at an outdoor flea market a couple years ago (Mind you I was about 17 at the time. I left my stall to find more items to flip and I was bent over a large bin. I felt my skirt rise up so I looked over my shoulder and an old man had lifted it with his cane. He quickly pulled the cane back, gave me a wink, and meandered on his way. I was so shocked I just laughed it off. It still gives me a chuckle to this day :lolpony:
 
When I was 8 years old some high school guy tried hitting on me and I spat on him and ran away cause he was a creep

When I was about 17 or 18, some older creepy guy at Wal*Mart told me he wanted to have me appear under his Christmas tree Christmas morning >___> I cringed and he got offended that I was creeped out but I was like SEE YA and ran away from him

and one of the first online forums I registered on, I got a random message from a guy asking if I'd date a pot of boiling turkey basted in pee <___<

Um.... I generally have lots and lots of weird stories... and some awkward times where guys told my friends or even my mom that I'm hot and stuff and I'm like "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"

and yeah... >____<
 
I've never been hit on that I can remember. Even my boyfriend never actually hit on me, he was an absolute gentleman when I met him. The only thing I've had happen to me was the one time we went to my sister-in-law's then-boyfriend's family's house for dinner, and some random person there patted me on the butt while I was bent over inspecting the food. And there was also one time we went to a friend's birthday party and this Indian guy (whom I'm fairly certain was a drug dealer) awkwardly wanted to start chatting me up, and I quickly informed him that I was there with my boyfriend, thoroughly dashing his hopes.

Typically I'm the one who's always had to show interest and talk to guys. They never came to me. I was certain there was something wrong with me and that guys didn't like me, until I met my boyfriend. It was a bit of a knock to my self-esteem.
 
ladyofthenight said:
I've never been hit on that I can remember. Even my boyfriend never actually hit on me, he was an absolute gentleman when I met him. The only thing I've had happen to me was the one time we went to my sister-in-law's then-boyfriend's family's house for dinner, and some random person there patted me on the butt while I was bent over inspecting the food. And there was also one time we went to a friend's birthday party and this Indian guy (whom I'm fairly certain was a drug dealer) awkwardly wanted to start chatting me up, and I quickly informed him that I was there with my boyfriend, thoroughly dashing his hopes.

Typically I'm the one who's always had to show interest and talk to guys. They never came to me. I was certain there was something wrong with me and that guys didn't like me, until I met my boyfriend. It was a bit of a knock to my self-esteem.
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I'm sure you are beautiful inside and outside ;) (and I'm sure your bf thinks the same :)). Guys just are affaid to approah girls when they think that girls will only say no thank you etc. Usually (not all ofc) they need couple of drinks as encouragement before making move on girls ... They are just so affaird of rejection :/. Or thats what I think and have heard :p.
 
Well when my boyfriend asked me out I was in a bad bad place in my life. So I often shut guys out pretty fast. I hadnt seen him in months and I followed my brother into the local gas station and I hear "Where have you been?!" I looked at him and went "Working for 2 months straight. Hows the wife and kids?" Found out he was newly single and ready to mingle and being my "I will tell you the story of my people type" so within 5 minutes I told him my ex had recently died (will be a year tomorrow) to how I had 2 more stalkers at work to I was going to die alone and a nun. Then he shoots back "Want another stalker?" I went "Promise not to stab me with a pencil then I guess so." he thought I was joking.. I wasnt... been there done that. Got his incorrectly written number (yelled at him, found out he has dislexia and then bought him candy) and we've been together since Dec. 24th. 2013
 
My boss once told me, "Let me know if you are ever single!" I had just gotten done wrapping up his arm which he'd sliced in the engine room (this was in a shipyard). He said, "can you kiss it and make it better?" I cringed. The guy was thirty years my senior and a convicted felon recently released from prison. I have no idea how he got hired at the place I worked at.
 
Skygleamshine said:
So far, all these stories have been fun and weird!

@Sweet Decadence, I'm so sorry! He may rest in piace
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Thanks, yea the family has nothing to do with me. I was their meal ticket that ran away. I hadnt heard from him in months then his sister by choice messaged me on FB and told me. A heart attack at 26. I tried to reach out but got snubbed. I hope he is resting peacefully now, i know he had some major demons.
 
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