Ahhaha! Article in the paper

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katsmimic

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I was reading the local newpaper this morning and found an article about UNICORNS! According to the paper, they are:

1) Coming back into the trendy spotlight
2) Migrated to America from the Land of Awesome
3) Don't need to fly cause they are fast and know karate
4) Their horns neutralize poison
5) You DO NOT ride a unicorn
6) Won't tell any of your bad habits to Santa's elves
7) Like to eat stones, tree sap, and glitter (just don't feed them bubble gum due to pink bubble problems)
8 )Can be caught by a virgin, a dreamcatcher, and at last resort a shotgun (Nooooooo!!)
9) And they don't like to party, but will indulge in a glass of Rumplemintz every once in a while.

Can you believe this was in the paper?! They even made a brief mention about MLP Moondancer!

Katsmimic
 
Hahahah I KNEW they ate glitter!!!!
 
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OMG!!! I want to make a MLP website and name it "The Land of Awesome".

Kar...can we start our own world called the The Land of Awesome? We can elect a mayor and everything! Heehee!

That is so my new catch phrase. :)

Lil Alley Cat
 
Don't need to fly cause they are fast and know karate

hahahaha

this is great. "Everybody was kung fu fighting....."
 
Katsmimic: What's the name of that local newspaper?
 
Poneerific, it's the Birmingham News. (B'ham Alabama)

Katsmimic
 
With the 'You DO NOT ride a unicorn' I wanted to add on 'the Unicorn RIDES YOU' (in a non-sexual way, honestly).

That was so funny, I am also a fan of the 'Land of Awesome".
 
I hope you clipped that artical! Thanks for sharing it with us!

UNCORN POWER!

I vote for the "Land of Awesome" website too. LOL
 
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