haha, found this written on ebay

*BUURRP!*


"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

I should put out an ad in the local paper; 'Air freshener can training. Cheap rates! Spray like a pro. Call Raoul.'
 
I know someone who actually did eat a 1983 Collector Pose Minty pony. He said, "I was ****** off at my sister and I was stoned. I thought, 'what the ****? I probably does taste like mint.' I ate only the body and least to say, I had a horrible upset stomach for weeks."

It's the truth. I swear.


~Tara
 
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