Now that I have beheaded it what do I do with it

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tulagirl

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Can someone please tell me how in the world I managed to buy a Ken doll from the 1960's, didn't notice he had half a nose, left feedback, put my glasses on and finally see he has no nose? I feel like a complete doofus right now, I will have get another one. I can't handle a Ken from 1961 with no nose people! cry sniff...

Then I screwed up again when I bought my new Ken. I had to pay more for the new one than the other one without the nose. I paid and then realized all I really needed was a new head. That is when I searched and found a new head and bought that too. I have no idea if taking the head off of my Ken is going to work since I have not removed an Early Ken head yet. I am so nervous. Oh my goodness my OCD has gotten the best of me and R2 is going to flip when he sees how much all this ended up costing me. Does anyone need help feeding animals for a few months? I may need to pop and tent and set up a new residence for a while till the smoke clears. I may need to sell something. This kind of went south and its all my fault as usual, Tulagirl idiocy strikes again.
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This is my early 1960s Ken that is missing half of his nose. It must have been melted off by a curling iron. I have another doll on the way and a head for this body. What do I do with the head here I hate to get rid of it? I need creative ideas.
 
@tulagirl

Turn him into Lord Voldemort

Take him to a "plastic surgeon" for a nose job. :tongue:

(Ken definitely should have double checked that surgeon's credentials. When there is screaming and suspicious stains, something's up.)

Give him a bandana and cowboy outfit to make him a wild west gunslinger.

Get him a mask and make him a surgeon, plague doctor, witch doctor, or trick or treater.

Turn him into a knight, or a Sith Lord.

I'm certain there is a talented toy restorer who could help you, if you wanted him restored.
 
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@Leave a Whisper

The only problem is he will have no body. His body is going to be united with a Mint Head. His head will then be without a body. So technically, he is going to have a problem being a Knight, a Doctor or anything for that matter that requires arms, a torso and legs. ROFLOL

We have to dig deeper. This may give us a headache trying to come up with something. Head back to the drawing board and get back with me. At least you are ahead of the game armed with these new facts.:D:rolleyes: Shake a leg.
 
tulagirl said:
@Leave a Whisper

The only problem is he will have no body. His body is going to be united with a Mint Head. His head will then be without a body. So technically, he is going to have a problem being a Knight, a Doctor or anything for that matter that requires arms, a torso and legs. ROFLOL

We have to dig deeper. This may give us a headache trying to come up with something. Head back to the drawing board and get back with me. At least you are ahead of the game armed with these new facts.:D:rolleyes: Shake a leg.
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He can be the victim of a head hunter
A mannequin hat model
A beheaded ghost looking for its body.
The victim of the Headless Horseman.
 
Hey I used to do that to my Ken dolls when I was little pull there heads of and put them on pikes. Well that and pretend to cut there head off with a home made guillotine I used to draw and quarter them too. I was a strange child lol. TOO MUCH HISTORY CHANNEL AND BOOKS
 
I have two ideas from what everyone has said. I love criminal profiling and criminal psychology so I may just have to make Ken the part of a very sad end- will will have to figure out by the evidence who committed the crime. Kind of like an ID Network show. Or Autopsy gone wrong. The story of the Head in the Well. My Head in San Antonio, My feet In Mexico, A novel made in to Motion Picture.

I also have an idea from something I saw on Dr. Who. Somehow though a really bloody crime scene feels right. ROFLOL It is a good thing R2 will be gone. He doesn't share my interest in crime, solving crime and the mind behind crime. He just can't wrap his head around why I enjoy those shows. tee hee I love the ID Network. I get pretty sad though when children have gone missing and no one has found them. That upsets me a lot and I want to go out there and catch the bad buys and put them away forever in dungeons of doom.

My biggest problem I am extremely squeamish with real life things. Can't take it, but I wish I could solve crimes. I would even like investigating the cause of death of ancient civilizations they accidentally unearth in @evilbunnyfoofoo 's farm

I could just put his head in one of those cage things, attach a Raven and chain it up on the outside of the Dream Castle.
 
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tulagirl said:
I have two ideas from what everyone has said. I love criminal profiling and criminal psychology so I may just have to make Ken the part of a very sad end- will will have to figure out by the evidence who committed the crime. Kind of like an ID Network show. Or Autopsy gone wrong. The story of the Head in the Well. My Head in San Antonio, My feet In Mexico, A novel made in to Motion Picture.

I also have an idea from something I saw on Dr. Who. Somehow though a really bloody crime scene feels right. ROFLOL It is a good thing R2 will be gone. He doesn't share my interest in crime, solving crime and the mind behind crime. He just can't wrap his head around why I enjoy those shows. tee hee I love the ID Network. I get pretty sad though when children have gone missing and no one has found them. That upsets me a lot and I want to go out there and catch the bad buys and put them away forever in dungeons of doom.

My biggest problem I am extremely squeamish with real life things. Can't take it, but I wish I could solve crimes. I would even like investigating the cause of death of ancient civilizations they accidentally unearth in @evilbunnyfoofoo 's farm

I could just put his head in one of those cage things, attach a Raven and chain it up on the outside of the Dream Castle.
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I forget the ladies name but she used to make these detail diagrams about case to teach up coming police how to solve crimes. Some of her work still exsit but I cant remember her name but it was very very detailed.
 
Yes Ology, I am familiar with her. Her stuff is still being used. Isn't it in some sort of Criminal School somewhere? Oh I think they were at Harvard but now they are on exhibit somewhere important and aren't they called Nutshells or something? I would love to see those.
 
You could stick it in a "crystal ball" and let your Barbies seance Casper the Friendly Ghost into existence with it. Or the ghost of soap operas past. Madame Barbie and Great Beyond Ken. Coming soon to Halloween stores near you.
 
I stick loose heads on robot bodies when I find 'em. Ken will enjoy a nice big bionic body. Then he can finally pry his credit cards from Barbie before she spends him into the poor house!
 
LOL I certainly have some great ideas now. The robot idea is a good one too, but I don't think I have any robots I could use for that purpose since most of what we have is Transformer related and R2 would do something awful to my ponies tee hee. I wish we had thrift stores close by because, that would be the best way to find a donor body.
 
Put him on a Barbie body and make him fabulous.
 
Cactusflower said:
You ponies are killing me. Tula is turning into Sid from Toy Story.

If he is missing half his nose and he is white, you could turn him into a Michael Jackson doll. He's halfway there anyway. :p
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Ditto. I have so many responses, but I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying and can barely type through the tears.
 
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