"Oh NO he didn't!!" ~*Corny Pick up Lines*~ V-Day Raffle! CONGRATS TO LUNAROSE8!!!

Slugger: Together we could make beautiful music.
 
I was at a hockey game once when the following happened:

I was wearing a t-shirt that reads "Huge tracks of land." (If you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you get it.) I was also wearing a zip-up sweatshirt that was half zipped, so I didn't think you could read the t-shirt. However, as I was walking up the stairs during a break to use the bathroom a guy stopped me and said:

"Why yes they are!"

I was very confused and he pointed at my shirt. Yea...
 
when I was eating skittles someone said "May I taste the rainbow?"
and when i was with my friend some guy said "do you have a map? I think im lost in your eyes" and and hahah "I must be lost, i though paradise was farther south!"
:p Great idea, thanks for the raffle!
 
Personal favorite: "If I said you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
 
LadyLaw said:
I was at a hockey game once when the following happened:

I was wearing a t-shirt that reads "Huge tracks of land." (If you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you get it.) I was also wearing a zip-up sweatshirt that was half zipped, so I didn't think you could read the t-shirt. However, as I was walking up the stairs during a break to use the bathroom a guy stopped me and said:

"Why yes they are!"

I was very confused and he pointed at my shirt. Yea...
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LOL!! She's got... huge tracks of land!
oooh hockey game ftw.

Here's a fun one.
"I bet you 20 bucks you're gonna turn me down."
 
DD to Slugger: "What are YOU looking at?"

Slugger to DD: ""My destiny"

Cheesy right? That was actually used on me. I laughed right in the guy's face. lol

Ps: You don't have to enter me in the raffle, as I have Junko, but I just wanted to join the fun. lol
 
For a change, Glory's pickup line for Slugger:
I like your bandanna...but I'd like it better on my bedroom floor.


Lil Alley Cat said:
This was actually said to me once by a random dude passing me on the street...soooo cheesy!

"If good looks were a minute, Baby, you'd be an hour!"
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That's a line from the song The Way You Do The Things You Do; a song chocked full of cheesy pickup lines...my favorite of which is: Baby your so smart, you could've been a school book
 
This is a favorite of mine: "Did you fart? Because you blew me away."
 
Oooh, what a fun contest! How about, "Excuse me, do you have a map? Cuz I'm lost in your eyes!!" Then again, it looks like Slugger's more lost in his hat!!! Ha ha ha!!

Thanks Pikabubba!! :]
 
Oh what a cool prize! But don't enter me, either, because I already have Her Awesomeness. And DB has one as well, so there are 2 in the house.

This has to be one of the most hilarious threads ever, though. :) :)
 
Aw that's so cool of you guys to pass on entering this raffle since you already have Junko, but I will be entering your names anyways since that's how this game goes :)
Just wish yourself not to win LOL
 
I already have a Junko too, but I have to share some lines used on me. I'll try to keep it clean.

"You must know karate 'cause your [butt] is kickin'!"

"You must be an astronaut 'cause your [butt] is outta this world!"

Me (looking at drink poster in a cafeteria): No, I don't want a Big Splash.
Friend of mine: Wanna make a wave?
Me: ...

Dude I worked with: The wind is blowin' like crazy out there!
Me: Well... try not to blow away, I guess.
Dude: I won't 'cause I'll be thinkin' of you and it'll make my heart big.
At that point, I walked away. Weirdo...

Customer: So what are you doing after work?
Me: Not you. Ever.

Old man customer: You know, I think freckles are sexy, and I can say that because I'm old.
Me: And I can tell you to leave because you're gross.
 
skig said:
Old man customer: You know, I think freckles are sexy, and I can say that because I'm old.
Me: And I can tell you to leave because you're gross.
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I just shot Pepsi out my nose. Thanks.



By any chance, are you on customerssuck? I swear I heard that there one time... But it could just be the Pepsi acid eating away at my brain.
 
Sorry, for giving you Pepsi-out-the-nose, Skeen. :( I worked retail for almost eight years, so if I think back, there are probably a ton of stories I could tell. I haven't even mentioned the stalker maintenance man who was briefly obsessed with me and still is obsessed with my best friend. I'm not on customerssuck, but I might have to check it out now.

Oh, and there was the co-worker who said out of the blue, "Yeah, I don't want to date you, but I'd like to have sex with you." I have no idea where he got the idea that I was interested. I was seeing someone at the time.
 
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