Pony Shish-ka-bob!!! (Warning! Pic Heavy) hehe

Midnight Fireflies

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Our resident yellow pony lover, Pikabubba, nonchalantly suggested that I get pics of myself skewering a pony after seeing a previous post of mine. =) So here's what I came up with and had a lot of fun doing it actually!

(I find it ironic that the only fakie pony I had happened to be yellow...) Muwhahaha!



Somewhere in the wilderness, an unsuspecting fakie pony with an ambiguous symbol that sort of resembles balloons with sticks through them or maybe some weird looking tadpole enjoys her afternoon romp through the wild flowers...


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Suddenly, some large being comes into her meadow and kidnaps her! (Insert Jaws Theme Here) Da Dum, Da Dum, Da DumDaDumDaDum! "Mmmmm perfect for shisk-ka-bob" says the large being!

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Yellow fakie pony (with the unidentifiable symbols) is then bound with duct tape...


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...And secured to some strange object with holes penetrating it. "Now don't you move," she says to yellow fakie pony with a pat on the head.

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"This is gonna be a fun new challenge," she says from 15 yards..


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"Drat!" she says as she yanks out her arrow and tries again...

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"I will get you!" She says with a determined look on her face. And takes another shot...


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And another....



And another....




And another....




"This pony refuses to bend to my will!" She exclaims.




Finally! Success!



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She yanks out the failed arrows and leaves the one that mattered for a better look...
She is happy yellow fakie pony did not suffer...



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Aaaaaaaaaaand there you have it! Pony Shisk-ka-bob! Please talk to Cannibal Cow on the best way to season ponies for consumption-thank you!


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=)
 
"This pony refuses to bend to my will!" She exclaims.


Ahahahaha! This is the best thread ever. :hysterical:

 
OMG hahaha! You came through with the idea! Great shot and love the pics!

You hurt me though killing a yellow pony *cries* j/k
 
I am quite entertained. Thank you for this. I especially love the fakie's symbol description..:biggrin: hehehe
 
Hahaha!! Amazing. :hysterical:
 
That was my good laugh of the day. I love the happy expression you give at the end. I was also thinking food and ponies on the BBQ. I'm hungry I guess.
 
Hahahhahah!! That's awesome! Hilarious I must say! Funniest post, this was great!
 
I was wondering when you would do something like this! LOL it was awesome!
 
My son walks by and he sees the photos as I scroll through them and he says, "that's a fakie, right? People don't like fakies. What is she doing..." and then we get to the last picture and he says, "I bet she is going to put that on the wall." I about fell out of the chair because I could just see that pony on a plaque on that wall. ROFLMAO
 
OMG I am still giggling!! That was hysterical!!! I agree about the symbols looking like tadpoles!! I think your next photo shoot should be Fakies on the BBQ HAHA!!
 
I'm really glad you all enjoyed this! I giggled the whole time I was doing it. I love making people laugh! I will try to cook up another idea thats hopefully more entertaining! =)
 
This was great! Loved the description of the symbol. Very fitting that her symbol had the appearance of something being run through. ;)
 
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