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Our resident yellow pony lover, Pikabubba, nonchalantly suggested that I get pics of myself skewering a pony after seeing a previous post of mine. =) So here's what I came up with and had a lot of fun doing it actually!
(I find it ironic that the only fakie pony I had happened to be yellow...) Muwhahaha!
Somewhere in the wilderness, an unsuspecting fakie pony with an ambiguous symbol that sort of resembles balloons with sticks through them or maybe some weird looking tadpole enjoys her afternoon romp through the wild flowers...
Suddenly, some large being comes into her meadow and kidnaps her! (Insert Jaws Theme Here) Da Dum, Da Dum, Da DumDaDumDaDum! "Mmmmm perfect for shisk-ka-bob" says the large being!
Yellow fakie pony (with the unidentifiable symbols) is then bound with duct tape...
...And secured to some strange object with holes penetrating it. "Now don't you move," she says to yellow fakie pony with a pat on the head.
"This is gonna be a fun new challenge," she says from 15 yards..
"Drat!" she says as she yanks out her arrow and tries again...
"I will get you!" She says with a determined look on her face. And takes another shot...
And another....
And another....
And another....
"This pony refuses to bend to my will!" She exclaims.
Finally! Success!
She yanks out the failed arrows and leaves the one that mattered for a better look...
She is happy yellow fakie pony did not suffer...
Aaaaaaaaaaand there you have it! Pony Shisk-ka-bob! Please talk to Cannibal Cow on the best way to season ponies for consumption-thank you!
=)
(I find it ironic that the only fakie pony I had happened to be yellow...) Muwhahaha!
Somewhere in the wilderness, an unsuspecting fakie pony with an ambiguous symbol that sort of resembles balloons with sticks through them or maybe some weird looking tadpole enjoys her afternoon romp through the wild flowers...
Suddenly, some large being comes into her meadow and kidnaps her! (Insert Jaws Theme Here) Da Dum, Da Dum, Da DumDaDumDaDum! "Mmmmm perfect for shisk-ka-bob" says the large being!
Yellow fakie pony (with the unidentifiable symbols) is then bound with duct tape...
...And secured to some strange object with holes penetrating it. "Now don't you move," she says to yellow fakie pony with a pat on the head.
"This is gonna be a fun new challenge," she says from 15 yards..
"Drat!" she says as she yanks out her arrow and tries again...
"I will get you!" She says with a determined look on her face. And takes another shot...
And another....
And another....
And another....
"This pony refuses to bend to my will!" She exclaims.
Finally! Success!
She yanks out the failed arrows and leaves the one that mattered for a better look...
She is happy yellow fakie pony did not suffer...
Aaaaaaaaaaand there you have it! Pony Shisk-ka-bob! Please talk to Cannibal Cow on the best way to season ponies for consumption-thank you!
=)