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I look like Gollum, ask Action Hank!
Except FAT! FAT GOLLUM
Except FAT! FAT GOLLUM
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I used to describe the color of my hair as "rat" as a teenager.
Which reminds me of my inner conflicts with hair length. I love short hair, one of my best memories as a kid at a hairdresser is of cutting my hair chin-length and just basking in the lightness it provided. But on the other hand, I love seeing people with longer-than-life hair, and it's been one of my childhood dreams to have princess-like, waist-length hair.
...Why did I use two examples from CLAMP? I don't even like CLAMP...
That was the only thing I loved about having short hair. It was so lightweight and comfortable! And it was actually manageable – it only took about a minute to comb through, and while I had to wash it every day, it used hardly any shampoo and air dried very quickly... Now I have waist length hair and it's forever getting pinned down or stuck in things, and it gets in my mouth when I'm eating, so I have to wear it up 99% of the time anyway... I have to apply shampoo 3 times to get it clean, it takes 10 minutes to blow dry, then another 5-10 minutes to brush out, and it tangles even while I'm brushing it or washing it... It's a pain. But my boyfriend's like "a woman should have long hair and take pride in it because it's a symbol of her femininity"... and my friends ooh and ahh with envy because I have "mermaid hair"... so I leave it long.
I like it shoulder-length because that way it's a compromise. It's easier to handle and it still looks good on me.
I like CLAMP!
I have super short brown hair.
I have a funny hair story to go with it. I've always had a short "boyish" hairstyle but when I met my boyfriend, he said "I want to see you with long hair! Will you grow it out?" He was bald at the time, so I said sure I'll make you a deal. I'll grow mine out if you grow yours out. Not that I cared he was bald, but it seemed like a fair trade.
So I grew long hair. Then one hot summer day I was all peeved from stress and sweating like a pig to boot and I said, "That's it! That's it! This hair is coming off!" So I took some scissors right from my desk and my boyfriend watched in horror as I cut my hair off right then and there. "You can help even it out later," I said to him.
I was super broke so I had my bf try to cut it even. Of course, my bf is terrible at cutting hair and has no artistic ability whatsoever, so he kept cutting, and cutting...and apparently I had a huge empty patch right on the top, so he tried to cut everything to match that....and pretty soon I looked like a Chia pet, but with shorter hair. So he said, "I'm sorry, but I just have to buzz it..." and off all the hair went. So I looked like a Marine for a couple of months. Sigh, the adventures in hair.
Suffice it to say, my boyfriend made me promise that if I ever get mad at my hair again, that I would let him take me to a professional and pay for it.
@evilbunnyfoofoo
Dont you mean Cousin It? he was so wigged out, if you cut his hair...he would die. I am certain of it. Fester was bald lol. Unless, you are suggesting that after said haircut you looked like Fester roflol. I have always loved the long hair on me. Mine was hip length and straight as a child.