What's the most embarrassing thing that has happen to you?

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Ellie

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I'm not sure if this topic could go here but oh well lol
So anyway in this forum we talk about the most embarrassing thing that has happen to u?
Lol I have so many. Most of it happened in school
Here's mine: this happen to me when I was a sophomore in hs,
My friends and I were walking around after school to go to the bathroom. Now this bathroom is located in a hall that nobody is ever there after school in the class rooms.We were discussing my crush at the time. And I Was saying so much how i like him and I wish I could tell. We were all laughing and talking about it so loud. As we were about to go into the bathroom, the classroom we see my crush all by himself (doing hw I guess lol).it just got all silent as soon as we saw him, and then a few sec. Later my friends were teasing me and saying "hey didn't u have to say something super important to so and so(my crush). I just ran as fast and far from there as I could while hearing my friends laughs behind me. I'm pretty sure he heard what we were saying about him and how i like him. When we saw him in the classroom he had a weird/awkward expression.
Well I'm glad it never got around school, and he never said anything . Which I'm happy about lol. But I know that he knew I liked him just by his expression. I just want to crawl into the corner whenever I think about. But it has been like 3 or 4 yes since it happen but thinking about it now is kinda funny lol
So what's urs
 
Oh geez, there's so many...I was at my friend's house as she was having a sleepover for her birthday. We had just eaten cake and we were sitting around drinking orange pop. Now orange pop and I have this special relationship where I get really wired from the sugar. So naturally I was hyper and laughing uncontrollably while drinking pop and I started choking. I vomitted up all the cake I had just eaten onto my friends table in front of everybody. They never let me live that one down.
 
dragonkiss207 said:
Oh geez, there's so many...I was at my friend's house as she was having a sleepover for her birthday. We had just eaten cake and we were sitting around drinking orange pop. Now orange pop and I have this special relationship where I get really wired from the sugar. So naturally I was hyper and laughing uncontrollably while drinking pop and I started choking. I vomitted up all the cake I had just eaten onto my friends table in front of everybody. They never let me live that one down.
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Omg I feel for u lol omg that's so embarrassing lol
 
Hahaha! Ok, I'm jumping on this wagon^^
I was trying to think of one out of the many, but the cake story brought one to mind.
I was in high school and a guy I had been dating for only a short while came for dinner and movies at my house. Now my parents are quite chilled and allowed us to eat our spagetti in my room. So we were having a great chat about something or the other and I was so engrossed in the conversation and trying to eat spagetti and still look cute while doing so, that I didn't realise a piece of my long hair (still attached to my head) was on my fork with the spagetti that I'm about to put in my mouth. Well, obviously the food wouldn't go down because it had gotten tangled in the hair, there was choking and yanking and stuff going on after I tried to swallow..........the whole mess came out and just kind of dangled on the end of my verry long hair, like it didn't just try and kill me. And ofcause I almost wished it did after I saw the shocked and horrified look on the boyfriend's face Lol! Yea, I do get myself into the most awkard situations without even trying, as if my foot-in-mouth problem isn't bad enough:LOL:
 
******* in the woods, in the middle of nowhere, and a guy in a car comes up and ask what we are doing...
 
I think my most embarrassing time was probably the time the teacher kept on using my story as an example to everyone else.
Now before anyone says anything, being the centre of attention absolutely terrifies me, there isn't anything I hate more. But I could go on and on there have been so many in my life, well mainly because I get embarrassed really easily. :LOL:
 
OMG Nighfury, your story had me in stitches!!! lol

I'm sorry that happened to you but WOW would that make a hilarious scene in a movie!

Oh goodness, I regularly end up with embarrassing moments. That seems to be my Motto! Ha ha, soooo Where to start?

Uh, there was the time I was a freshman in High school and I was in history class. I have terrible hearing and eyesight so I always sit in the front row closest to the teacher. I was eating some gobstoppers when my history teacher cracked a joke. I lent my head back to laugh and the gobstopper rolled RIGHT BACK INTO MY THROAT..... yeah I started choking and gagging but it wouldn't budge .... sooooooooo my teacher notices I can't breath and I'm turning blue and asks if I need help. I nod because dang it, I'm ABOUT to DIE. SO he grabs me out of my desk, spins me around and proceeds to give me the most violent Heimlich maneuver ever! The gobstopper shoots out of my throat like a cannon and across the classroom leaving purple spit everywhere. He then proceeds to nearly have a heartattack in front of my full freshman history class. How embarrassing!

Yeah, it was humiliating. The best part was how the Teacher that saved my life had a reputation for flirting with the teenage girls since he was a dirty old fat italian guy.

So you can imagine the rumors that flew around my highschool. I became FAMOUS overnight as the girl the dirty history teach whose life he saved in class!

I had seniors, that I never had met that would come HUNT me down during lunch just to LOOK at me like I was some sort of zoo animal that was on display. "Oh so YOU"RE the girl that Mr. So-n-SO saved! ... Did he really feel you up while he did it? Where you REALLY going to die?"

Yeah and I can't tell you how many kids teased me with gobstoppers for the rest of the year.

In fact my family STILL refuses to allow me to eat them, and I'm THIRTY FIVE.

So yeah, when my mom asked me if I wanted to change schools the next year. I didn't hesitate! Ha ha
 
Heh. Nothing like some public humiliation! :LOL:


Once at a conference of my beloved and esteemed peers (lol), mostly men, I was sitting there waiting for my opportunity to speak at a very important meeting on a very serious matter. (won't bore you with details as I usually do) when I suppose my mind started wandering and I began leaning my chair back and forth. Just as i was introduced to address the group...

I leaned too far back and fell square on my back and just laid there on the floor looking at the ceilling in a daze.

Without missing a beat the group leader dryly stated, "By the way, have the rest of you helped yourself at the bar? Because it looks that Upson (my last name, we all went back our last names) certainly has."

I had to scrabble up and proceed without dying of embarrassment.

:tongue:
 
slandgrave said:
OMG Nighfury, your story had me in stitches!!! lol

I'm sorry that happened to you but WOW would that make a hilarious scene in a movie!

Oh goodness, I regularly end up with embarrassing moments. That seems to be my Motto! Ha ha, soooo Where to start?

Uh, there was the time I was a freshman in High school and I was in history class. I have terrible hearing and eyesight so I always sit in the front row closest to the teacher. I was eating some gobstoppers when my history teacher cracked a joke. I lent my head back to laugh and the gobstopper rolled RIGHT BACK INTO MY THROAT..... yeah I started choking and gagging but it wouldn't budge .... sooooooooo my teacher notices I can't breath and I'm turning blue and asks if I need help. I nod because dang it, I'm ABOUT to DIE. SO he grabs me out of my desk, spins me around and proceeds to give me the most violent Heimlich maneuver ever! The gobstopper shoots out of my throat like a cannon and across the classroom leaving purple spit everywhere. He then proceeds to nearly have a heartattack in front of my full freshman history class. How embarrassing!

Yeah, it was humiliating. The best part was how the Teacher that saved my life had a reputation for flirting with the teenage girls since he was a dirty old fat italian guy.

So you can imagine the rumors that flew around my highschool. I became FAMOUS overnight as the girl the dirty history teach whose life he saved in class!

I had seniors, that I never had met that would come HUNT me down during lunch just to LOOK at me like I was some sort of zoo animal that was on display. "Oh so YOU"RE the girl that Mr. So-n-SO saved! ... Did he really feel you up while he did it? Where you REALLY going to die?"

Yeah and I can't tell you how many kids teased me with gobstoppers for the rest of the year.

In fact my family STILL refuses to allow me to eat them, and I'm THIRTY FIVE.

So yeah, when my mom asked me if I wanted to change schools the next year. I didn't hesitate! Ha ha
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I'm glad I gave you a good laugh:LOL: there is nothing better for the soul
:winkpony: And yea! Lol! I wish someone would use that in a movie, that would rock!:cool:
 
OMG! These stories are horribly hilarious! Good on you all for being able to laugh at yourselves now!

I embarrass myself EVERYDAY. No lie. I'm always doing or saying the wrong thing or at least thinking that I said or did the wrong thing. But probably one of my best ones was when I was in 7th grade.

I told my mom that morning that I didn't feel well and didn't want to go to school. Like most moms, she didn't believe me. Well, her mistake! I had my breakfast as usual with grape juice. During 1st hour literature class, I barfed all over my desk. It was one giant blob of ick...and it was bright grape juice color purple. GRRROOOOSS!

I felt tons better after that but was so humilated by the whole thing I pretended to still feel violently ill so I could go hide at home the rest of the day. Skeen still teases me about that. "What color is that, Aadra? Oh, it looks like PUKE-PURPLE!"
 
The first one to pop in my head was the time when I used to go scrapbooking with my mother at this place. A woman was talking with her and showed us a picture of her horse, I adored horses and he was really beautiful so I had exclaimed "Wow he's such a beautiful stallion!", for some reason my comment had made her aggravated and she answered "He's still a colt." I'm pretty shy and socially awkward so the whole ordeal still haunts me to this day... I called a colt.. a stallion. He'd looked grown up, still I had bonked up. I used to aspire to be a horse trainer so that's one reason why I was/am so embarrassed about it.
 
Heh! Her horses are serious business I guess, littledreamer. You can call my little colt a stallion. He would think that a fine compliment! I bet he'd prance around like a champ all day.

People are so silly sometimes.
 
It was my first date with my boyfriend. He, being an experienced motorcycle rider, wanted to get me interested in riding. He took me to a motorcycle dealer. All these wonderful shiny new bikes filled the room.
"Sit on one," he said.
"What if I knock it over?" I replied.
"Naw, you'll be fine." I went to this huge, beautiful 1700 cc engine bike. A true hog. I flipped one leg over, sat down, and tilted it to the right so it was standing up....except that it didn't stop tilting....The bike was huge, and I, having short stubby legs, couldn't touch the floor to stop myself from falling over. I had just enough time to spend half a second imagining the long line of shiny new bikes falling over like dominoes as I fell flat against them. Dollar signs were in my eyes. "I am never going to be able to afford anything every again," I thought. "And this amazing hot guy with me is never going to talk to me again."
Then my boyfriend caught the bike with me on it and threw his weight towards it to keep it from falling over. He pushed the bike on its kickstand and I quickly got off. We looked across the room to notice two salesmen staring at us with their jaws dropped to the floor in terror.
I smiled and chuckled, weakly. "Oops," I said.
"Yeah... I think it's time to get out of here," he said.

I was so afraid he was going to dump me on the spot. But we are still together and he is now my fiance.
 
Aw, Marble Dragon, I love this! That may well have been "The Moment" that sealed the relationship forever.
 
Oh gosh my entire childhood felt like nothing but a whole series of embarrassments. I couldn't drum up one specific one~

As an adult though, I taught myself to laugh it all off. So I rarely get embarrassed anymore~
 
Humour has literally saved my life, LightningSilver-Light. It's a survival skill everyone should have.
 
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