you know you like ponies too much when

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invaderhorizongreen

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Ok I am starting this for fun these are reasons how you can tell you like ponies too much.

(feel free to add more)

1. you talk to your ponies as though they are real

2. you start referring to yourself as a pony
 
You add brightly coloured streaks to your hair in colours that represent different MLPs (and you're daughter has them too).

You pretend you are a pony while out walking on a regular basis (yes the kid and I pretend we are Fairy Berry and Prairie Lily when we out out and about)

You're thankful your four year old gives you an excuse to do the above!
 
You start getting hurts on your hands and knees because you've pretended you're a pony too long.

90% of all your thoughts are on ponies.
 
When you work with cats named Pinky and Kiwi, and call them by pony names: Pinky Pie and Kiwi Tart. :)
 
... You see people in the street with streaks of color in their hair and wonder if they're a pony fan :)
 
You know you like ponies too much when they have better hair styles than you.
 
You spend more on hair care products for your ponies than you do for your own.
 
when you stalk walmart at 3 am to see if they've restocked the pony isle yet.

when you have a bumper sticker that says "my other ride is a pony"

you have the theme song as your ring tone

when you count your money in amounts of "ponies" you could have bought.
example: "i don't know if i really want this scarf.. its worth like 4 ponies!!!"

when you name your pets after ponies

when you skip lunch to stash your lunch money to buy more ponies
 
Your bathroom is known as the Pony Spa & Salon.

You brohoof people wearing MLP tshirts on the street.

You always carry a pony in your bag or in your car.

The first part of the newspaper you read is the Classifieds- to look for ads for ponies!

When you wake up, the first thing you do is say 'hi' to your favorite ponies.
 
you tell them where to go when you take pictures of them

you think of tying to make new outfits for them and then commenting them on it
 
When you accidentally brush your teeth with the pony-cleaning toothbrush. Ugh.

When you can't open your bedroom window in case the sun-fading ponies on the window sill fall out.
 
My ponies have more beauty supplies then I do. (multiple hair irons, conditioners, soaps, swabs, ties, grooming materials.)
 
Hubby calls you at work to say he is at a thrift store, has found 3 ponies, do we want them?
Your laptop has a list of all of the ponies your 6 yo owns with a brief description.
 
You spend more time cleaning and styling your ponies' hair than you do your own.
You take your favorite colored ponies to the make up counter of your department store to try to find matching eye shadows.
 
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