1,000 Ways to get Kicked Outta Wal-Mart (Game)

[starbeam]

Get plushes (tons of them!) then go to the bedding area, takeout one set of bedding and sleep there with the plooshes!

 

[evilbunnyfoofoo]

Go up to everyone and say "I will puncha yo buns!" Like baby Finn.

If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!

Classic.

 

[starbeam]

Yell RAINBOWS AND GLITTER! While splashing a handful of glitter to everyone while wearing a gorilla costume



Bootiful

 

[Mimic]

Remember those energy-saving motion-sensor lights that are installed in some stores' frozen food aisles?

Run down the aisle, triggering all those lights and act as though you're on stage.

 

[Twilight Pink]

Go up to everyone and say "I will puncha yo buns!" Like baby Finn.

And don't forget to do little punching gestures while saying it!
I'm soooo tempted to do that! XD
*suddenly get dragged away by boyfriend and gets scolded by him in the process* "X'D

 

[starbeam]

Since Black Friday is starting, I was thinking of yelling gibberish and flail your arms while dancing wackily.
Or wear a Grim Reaper costume, get a basket and get a lotta pony stuff while having only five dollars

 

[Somepony]

Release there three pigs with numbers "1", "2", "4" painted on their sides. I think it was done somewhere already

Oh, and maybe also print and glue a few posters with classic Celestia "OBEY"/"WORSHIP" theme near MLP section?

... or even Twi's "READ", Derpy "MUFFINS", Pinkie's "PARTY", etc. all together in appropriate store's sections LOL

 

[starbeam]

I finally found this thread after poking around.

Run all around the store, open a gallon of water and drink it, then find an employee and tell them to refill it XD

 

[Twilight Pink]

@Somepony Hahaha!!!! XD
Somebody actually did the pig thing for a senior prank at some high school (all I know is that it wasn't my high school, we're too chicken to do that kinda stuff )

And thanks @Skygleamshine for bumping this thread back up I honestly thought people have stopped playing it :L

Should I make a new game involving restaurant matters? ;D

 

[starbeam]

@Somepony Hahaha!!!! XD
Somebody actually did the pig thing for a senior prank at some high school (all I know is that it wasn't my high school, we're too chicken to do that kinda stuff )

And thanks @Skygleamshine for bumping this thread back up I honestly thought people have stopped playing it :L

Should I make a new game involving restaurant matters? ;D

Thanks and yes, make it happen! Or maybe a "How to get kicked out of a Mall" or a city (ie NYC, Austin, Los Angeles)

 

[tulagirl]

Slime 16 baby pigs with crisco and let them loose in the store.

 

[tulagirl]

Hide fish from the super market on every isle.

 

[Leave a Whisper]

My daughter says

Put on as many clothes as you can till your in a ball shape and roll through the aisles screaming I'm a rolling potato!

 

[Twilight Pink]

Awwww that's cute @Leave a Whisper XD however, I'm pretty sure you might end up cutting off the circulation in your body >.<

 

[The Cleo Collector]

Take all the sing Elsa and Anna and that #%^%$^%$ snow man and set them on a timer to start singing all at once and make sure its on a never ending loop.

Small note I love frozen I love Elsa I like Anna but I hate Olaf.

 

[tulagirl]

Okay well, I would never make it out of the store normal, if I had to listen to any Frozen music. I can't stand Frozen. So sorry not to offend anyone, but I disliked the movie a lot and if I have to hear that song in a store over and over I would pass out and wake up in a straight jacket. ROFLOL For those that love it, more power to you. We can't all like the same things and I am super picky when it comes to my Disney picks.

 

[evilbunnyfoofoo]

Hide fish from the super market on every isle.

I hate to admit this but... when I was a kid my neighbour ran over my cat. So when he went on a two week vacation, I stuffed five dead fish I found at the creek through his mail slot. Crammed 'em right in. He'd left the A/C off, and you know how hot it gets in Texas summers.

Ah. REVENGE. Stinky, but sweet.

 

[Philly]

Open all the skittles in the display and scatter them on the floor
What happens when we come up with 1000 ways to get thrown out of walmart, do we ascend to a higher plane of exsistance?

 

[tulagirl]

I hate to admit this but... when I was a kid my neighbour ran over my cat. So when he went on a two week vacation, I stuffed five dead fish I found at the creek through his mail slot. Crammed 'em right in. He'd left the A/C off, and you know how hot it gets in Texas summers.

Ah. REVENGE. Stinky, but sweet.

Hey, you know...one live skunk would have done the trick too! LOL You would have had to sedate it first then slip it through the mail slot. It would wake up and roam the place stinking it up. Leave it some dog food. Owner comes home, scares skunk they are camping out in the driveway for weeks. My dad got sprayed by a skunk once. It has been a source of great jokes and laughing ever since. He will never live that down. Now he gets skunk items for Christmas every year. Daughter is so sweet. Wink
Disclaimer: This is a joke, do not do this at home!

 

[evilbunnyfoofoo]

Hah! A skunk would indeed clear out a house! I know this all too well as I had one I raised as a baby. He never sprayed, but one of his poots could bring s strong man to his knees! Oh man. I miss my Otis P Stinkmeyer. What a stinky pickle he was. Action Hank HATED him! lol...