Dumpster Dragon Its the black cloud luck again!!

tulagirl

tulagirl

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Okay so meet Dumpster "I have been molding and rotting in the Dumpster" Dragon from the LLL line of 80's toys.

He and all the dolls smell terrible. I have washed them in all sorts of chemicals to no avail. They smell like that old mildew smell you find on vinyl things left in a hot garage. There is no mold on him though. So, yuck. I love him and need to de-stink him.

What is it with me and stinky toys? I mean this is crazy.

Here is what I have used:
Odoban
Enzymes
Alcohol
Baking Soda
Cat Litter without turds :p sorry had to do it
soap
water


Ideas? Blow torch?
 
I got no ideas for you but I want you to know I double sniffed all your purchases coming from me before packaging them and they have no smell. With your luck lately I figured it wouldn't hurt ;)
 
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Oh well that explains things did you sniff up the heart and hurl it to the floor? ROFLOL:D:p:D You might want to check that out you could have broken a blood vessel. Frank takes the blame far too often uh huh.
 
LOL, yep that's what really happened! You're on to me!!
 
I am sorry but I laughed a little ^^ Maybe the stinky toys are drawn to you...

Hmm sounds problematic since you have tried so many things already. How about good air ventilate outside (no sunlight)? That is how I did get rid of funny smell on my new bikinis.. they were outdoors like 2 weeks before smell got off.
 
I once got a troll who was super stinky, but also very adorable. I wrapped him in dryer sheets and stuffed him in a baggie. I had to renew the sheets a few times and he stayed in the baggie for a couple o' months, but in the end, he lived.

And he is no longer stinky.

Although he went nuts from the sensory deprivation.
 
evilbunnyfoofoo said:
I once got a troll who was super stinky, but also very adorable. I wrapped him in dryer sheets and stuffed him in a baggie. I had to renew the sheets a few times and he stayed in the baggie for a couple o' months, but in the end, he lived.

And he is no longer stinky.

Although he went nuts from the sensory deprivation.
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Oh good idea I will try that. Yea my luck lately with stinky things is really crazy. Nothing is as bad as cat pee though.
 
He felt sorry for Princess Cat Pee and has come from far off lands to be her attendant. Also best buds with Oscar the Grouch.

You could try a smoke/pet odor spray. Or baking soda, or spritz him with so much Glade/febreeze it'll soak into his skin permanently. I suggest a strong one, like cinnamon spice.

Actually wait! Spritz him in Cool Water cologne. I used to go to school with a dude that smelled like he bathed in it. That's how powerful it is.

Sure your dragon will smell like a walking Calvin Klein ad for the rest of his life, don a pair of rayons and get a Better-then-you-tude, but its a small price to pay. Spritz Princess Cat Pee while your at it.
 
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You seem to have a knack for finding smelly toys, tulagirl. :p

Vinegar is known to remove strong odors. You may also want to toss it in a bag of zeolites, often known as Sweet PDZ. Animal owners sprinkle it in stalls, chicken coops, and litter boxes to absorb moisture and absorb the ammonia smell from the urine. As far as I know, vinegar doesn't react with zeolites so you could try both together.
 
Oh no! Maybe he can be posted in the Weird and Awkward thread with Prego Bear. Really tula, what is with you and, err, scented toys? XD

Sorry, can't help on this though.
 
I don't know. My car was even stinking, but I figured out the cause of that. Maybe my dark cloud of luck has morphed into a dark cloud of stench too.
 
tulagirl said:
I don't know. My car was even stinking, but I figured out the cause of that. Maybe my dark cloud of luck has morphed into a dark cloud of stench too.
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You've morphed into the modern Woe-be-gone. Your only hope is to appease the Febreeze Fairy.
 
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