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I bit my fork while eating tonight. It took a big painful chunk out of my lower front tooth. Who does that? You say. Only accident prone little ole me. Special K. Now I get to call the dentist in the morning and pray my credit cards will be enough, because, wowsa, it hurts. Apparently the cold and torn rotator cuff weren't enough for me. I won the accident contest though, I guess.... What do I win? Oh, yeah, more pain and more debt. Lol. Love my life.
This is why I love my life no matter what gets thrown at me.
Which reminds me of a short anecdote. I went on a field trip to the San Diego zoo when I was 5. I even have a paw print there from when they updated. The chimpanzees threw poop at all us people staring at them. Who did it hit? You guessed it. Me! Right in the face. Needless to say, they aren't my favorite animals.
This is why I love my life no matter what gets thrown at me.
Which reminds me of a short anecdote. I went on a field trip to the San Diego zoo when I was 5. I even have a paw print there from when they updated. The chimpanzees threw poop at all us people staring at them. Who did it hit? You guessed it. Me! Right in the face. Needless to say, they aren't my favorite animals.