It Broke, It exploded, Its blew away, its a gonner

Skygleamshine said:
Its in their faces
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
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Ok really that will give me nightmares!!!!
 
My goat was just named Jersey Devil, that one IS the Jersey Devil!

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My fridge at the other house is going out. To go with the dead stove, so I have to do all the cooking at one house. Having two houses is awful because twice as much can go wrong. At least I repaired the bathroom floor. Now I just have to fix the living room floor and our bedroom floor here. Oh, and the sheetrock in the bedroom. Window A/Cs and their leakiness SUCK.

Seriously, we all have bunk luck. We must be really bad people. :cry:
 
Hey, I just realized... all these terrible occurances going on... we should write our own country music song! People are always dying and having bum luck in country songs!
 
Making our country song even more perfect. WHo can play a guitar? I have my Papaw's cowboy hat so we're halfway to stardom!
 
If it help my Pygmy goats send good Karma to you and I hope things get better. My parent dishwasher went out and their kitchen was a slip and slide for a while. I felt like it was in a one of those Christmas vacation movies.

If you write a country song I think you need a dog a truck terrible thing happing/death and some one leave someone else. Well that is what my Brother n Law says make a good country song. Me I'll stick with just the few I like.
 
Oh my pony, you guys are not going to believe this but I just broke the Coffee pot. ARGH My husband is going to spit tacks when he comes home and hears that I can't make him coffee. I was washing it and it hit the side of the sink slightly and I hear this craaaaack bing dwing plop and a piece of glass was in the sink. Honestly what next. Maybe I should consider full body armor for the next wave. I think I will tell DH it was the cat. He will believe that right?

Ology said:
If it help my Pygmy goats send good Karma to you and I hope things get better. My parent dishwasher went out and their kitchen was a slip and slide for a while. I felt like it was in a one of those Christmas vacation movies.

If you write a country song I think you need a dog a truck terrible thing happing/death and some one leave someone else. Well that is what my Brother n Law says make a good country song. Me I'll stick with just the few I like.
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And a beer!!

evilbunnyfoofoo said:
Making our country song even more perfect. WHo can play a guitar? I have my Papaw's cowboy hat so we're halfway to stardom!
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My mom has a paddle dancing hillbilly wooden puppet. Mom's is way cooler than this one because she actually painted a face and clothes on it. My grandmother use to put music on and make it dance. I would laugh and laugh as a child. They are funny as heck. We need this for the song..the video part. Hey I know we need a pony dancing puppet.

 
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Too bad you aren't closer. I have two extra coffee machine pots. I keep them in case of emergency.

I keep lots of 'in case of emergency' stuff which I have to watch. That's how my mom's hoarding started I think.
 
Yay hoarding, at least you can say, "I had it when I needed it." My mother still has my baby juice cans. Why? She uses them to make biscuits. I will save them after she passes. Its just that little part of her that cracks me up. Those cans are very collectible now just like my metal band-aid box that I guard with my life. To think my husband planned on using it before I found it in his junk box. Ahhhhhh screams and runs in circles.
 
See, those things are family heirlooms to me too! When mom died I had my Papaw's (mom's father) ice cream bowl. It was so battered and cracked most people would toss it. To us it was gold. I'd had it since papaw died, so when mom died I passed it to one of my sisters who just worshiped Papaw. People would have seen it and thought I gave her garbage, but my sister danced with joy. That cracked, battered little ceramic bowl means the world to our family.

I need to start labeling things, so everyone will know what is what. Problem is sorting the real treasure for the actual trash. My mom kept magazines, newspapers, broken junk, everything. Going through it has been a nightmare.
 
Yes the thought of going through my mother's massive home makes me feel ill. She has such a large home and every room has stuff in it. It will be so hard for both my husband and I should something happen to them both at once. Oh the thought just makes my knees shake. Thats not counting the 4 car garage. Ack
 
It will be no small task. Sounds like you'll have even more work than I will. Mom just had the house and a small trailer to fill up. 4 car garages would hold tonnes! Yikes. I've been slowly working my way through it all for over a year. Sometimes i go into certain rooms, see the huge piles that still have to be sorted and I just turn around and shut the door. It's overwhelming. Just thinking about it makes me cry sometimes. I've sent probably over 100 boxes to family or charity and it's like I barely did anything. I have no idea how much I've thrown away. Mom lived in my house and filled in up with so much stuff I took Action Hank and moved into the other house with Poopsie. I felt pushed out by stuff.

Although I admit, some of it is pretty cool stuff. heh.
 
Oh boy , yea that sounds like my mother, but what she is is very nice quality stuff. You will get to all of it eventually. Take your time. I never thought it was good to dump stuff quickly. We went through my grandmother's stuff for a couple of years. Well, I better stop typing today. I am losing the feeling in my right arm and I fear I can't use it anymore today. Typing one sentence is taking me like 10 minutes.
 
You need a nice warm bath and a nap! Mmmm... naptime!

I miss being 5. Snacks and naps. That's the life.
 
Oh I do too, moms cookies and milk, metal lunch boxes, banana seat bikes, never caring it was hot in the summer, doing flips and cartwheels and playing without a care in the world. Doctor said to stay off the computer, but I love to talk. How will I do it?
 
Smoke signals!

No. That's silly. Ignore the doctor and keep on typing. LOL!
 
You should see how we are making coffee. Lol we are using those metal tea things hahaha. We are going to get another coffee maker. I went to the thrift store and no one had extra pots. To order one by the time you pay shipping you could have a brand new machine. we like mini coffee makers.
 
tulagirl said:
You should see how we are making coffee. Lol we are using those metal tea things hahaha. We are going to get another coffee maker. I went to the thrift store and no one had extra pots. To order one by the time you pay shipping you could have a brand new machine. we like mini coffee makers.
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I still wonder why people still use those things. I prefer making my coffee the traditional way. I'm so old school
 
I would love to go back to the old fashioned coffee pots we had when I was young.
 
Didja use one of those plug in metal percolators? That's what I remember my Pawpaw using for years and years...

I think we actually still have one back in the shed. Probably no cord though. LOL
 
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