The Nastiest Candy Known to Humanity?

Foul Fiends! How dare you defile my tastebuds?!

  • Black Licorice-A crime against Humanity

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • Necco Wafers-Nothing like the bitter taste of chalk and children's tears

    Votes: 2 14.3%

  • Peeps-Bleck!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Jalapeno Jelly Bellies-The only flavor that HAS to be packaged seperately

    Votes: 5 35.7%

  • Rootbeer Candy-Don't taste nuthin like Rootbeer

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Candy Hearts-Necco's romantic cousin

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Other-Please name and explain

    Votes: 2 14.3%

  • Bertie Botts-Sacrilege of the highest order

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Total voters
    14
  • Poll closed .
Leave a Whisper said:
Will the winner get a years supply of their most hated candy? :lolpony:
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My dad would be thrilled with that. I on the other hand can do without a years worth of black liquorice. *shudders at the thought*
 
Leave a Whisper said:
Your after her young, healthy legs aren't you? So you can do high kicks, and can-cans and ninja jumps!



I warned you about her bush lurking habits missy.
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I won't need her young legs, she has an axe and I bet if I pay her in anime and sweets, she'll go harvest me a pair from an unknowing stranger.

How much to pay someone for a little 'gardening' work, I wonder?
 
evilbunnyfoofoo said:
I won't need her young legs, she has an axe and I bet if I pay her in anime and sweets, she'll go harvest me a pair from an unknowing stranger.

How much to pay someone for a little 'gardening' work, I wonder?
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ROFLOL LMAO LOLOL!!!!!!!!
 
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evilbunnyfoofoo said:
I won't need her young legs, she has an axe and I bet if I pay her in anime and sweets, she'll go harvest me a pair from an unknowing stranger.

How much to pay someone for a little 'gardening' work, I wonder?
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AKSKJSJK I'M WHEEZING
 
evilbunnyfoofoo said:
I won't need her young legs, she has an axe and I bet if I pay her in anime and sweets, she'll go harvest me a pair from an unknowing stranger.

How much to pay someone for a little 'gardening' work, I wonder?
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‘It’s the season, no one would be the wiser. At least not until after Halloween. :skull:
 
Gingerbread said:
OMG, you guys are hilarious! I for one have to say Bertie Botts, I love me some HP but have you had the rotten fish one?! I mean, seriously I wanted to shave off my taste buds! Oh, how it lingered :(
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Nope, thankfully never had that flavour.
 
Gingerbread said:
OMG, you guys are hilarious! I for one have to say Bertie Botts, I love me some HP but have you had the rotten fish one?! I mean, seriously I wanted to shave off my taste buds! Oh, how it lingered :(
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:shock:
 
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Gingerbread said:
OMG, you guys are hilarious! I for one have to say Bertie Botts, I love me some HP but have you had the rotten fish one?! I mean, seriously I wanted to shave off my taste buds! Oh, how it lingered :(
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That sounds really gross.
 
Gingerbread said:
OMG, you guys are hilarious! I for one have to say Bertie Botts, I love me some HP but have you had the rotten fish one?! I mean, seriously I wanted to shave off my taste buds! Oh, how it lingered :(
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Wonder what monster decided on that flavour? Little nephew Hux got that one. He spit it across the yard like it was on fire then he cried and cried. I ended up with the vomit flavour, which I quickly identified by coloured and tossed those in the trash. Ugh. It was foullllllll.
 
evilbunnyfoofoo said:
Wonder what monster decided on that flavour? Little nephew Hux got that one. He spit it across the yard like it was on fire then he cried and cried. I ended up with the vomit flavour, which I quickly identified by coloured and tossed those in the trash. Ugh. It was foullllllll.
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Yuuuuck! I might cry too.
 
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I got a barf one though I would die
 
I had to say other. Though most on that list are pretty nasty imo. My all-time worst is anything made by Palmer and labeled as chocolate. Wax fake lips were the new cool thing when I was little. They tasted like snot mixed with unflavored gelatin. Palmer tastes the same to me.
 
Tak said:
I had to say other. Though most on that list are pretty nasty imo. My all-time worst is anything made by Palmer and labeled as chocolate. Wax fake lips were the new cool thing when I was little. They tasted like snot mixed with unflavored gelatin. Palmer tastes the same to me.
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I used to love wax lips as a kid. I always insisted on getting the vampire ones....
 
Skybreeze said:
I used to love wax lips as a kid. I always insisted on getting the vampire ones....
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Lol. That's why, "to each their own". If I'm being honest, I actually like necco wafers, Valentine hearts, and root beer bottle caps. I really like the good flavors of Bertie botts, but would just keep a box as a collector's item if I ever got more. There were a few that I just couldn't eat. I don't like jelly belly toasted marshmallow and buttered popcorn either though, and don't get me started on cilantro. Also, for the record, the wax lips were better than Palmer any day. I'm talking about 1986 wax lips. In the days you still got cookies from the elderly neighbors. :winkpony:
 
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