Weird Pony Confessions

[ActionHank]

You gotta show em whose boss Hank!

So what your saying is I have to stab them before they can stab me, this might be difficult as once they get wise of what I'm trying to do they'll start running and they are small so they must be fast, and fast small things are going to be hard to stab especially if they are trying to stab me while I try to stab them.

 

[Mintyeon]

So what your saying is I have to stab them before they can stab me, this might be difficult as once they get wise of what I'm trying to do they'll start running and they are small so they must be fast, and fast small things are going to be hard to stab especially if they are trying to stab me while I try to stab them.

Your having hallucinations due to heat exhaustion!!!
Quick call a doctor!
doc mcstuffins: I'm here to help!
Frack it's doc mcstuffins! Now we're in trouble!

 

[LoopiLerp]

I admit to being among the group of pony-sniffers here. I sniff every new pony I receive in the mail. It's interesting how they all have different smells despite all being plastic ponies.

 

[evilbunnyfoofoo]

It's the foofoo zoo! Your could turn the place into a petting zoo and have volunteers come and help you and hank out with the mucking of the stalls!

Years ago I got some volunteers from the high schoo, but they didn't wanna work at all. Buncha bums! LOL

So what your saying is I have to stab them before they can stab me, this might be difficult as once they get wise of what I'm trying to do they'll start running and they are small so they must be fast, and fast small things are going to be hard to stab especially if they are trying to stab me while I try to stab them.

If they want to stab you, they have just cause. Stop being such a grumpus to da ponies!

Your having hallucinations due to heat exhaustion!!!
Quick call a doctor!
doc mcstuffins: I'm here to help!
Frack it's doc mcstuffins! Now we're in trouble!

 

[ActionHank]

If they want to stab you, they have just cause. Stop being such a grumpus to da ponies!

No, they must accept my grumpy ways or suffer!

 

[Leave a Whisper]

No, they must accept my grumpy ways or suffer!

You go Hank!

 

[Tak]

Stand up for your rights, Hank!

 

[evilbunnyfoofoo]

When they shank you, don't act surprised, Hankster!

 

[ActionHank]

Then I must be ready with my own shank so I can shank first!

 

[Leave a Whisper]

When they shank you, don't act surprised, Hankster!

Then I must be ready with my own shank so I can shank first!

Maybe you should change your name to ActionShank.

 

[The Cleo Collector]

Boy this thread went way off the rails lol.

 

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Boy this thread went way off the rails lol.

Steamer's not gonna be happy

 

[ActionHank]

Maybe you should change your name to ActionShank.

That'll be my nickname in prison the apocalypse.

 

[evilbunnyfoofoo]

I love it when threads go asunder! conversation evolves and morphs in weird ways, so too must our posts!

CHAOS!!!!!

 

[GracefulSlumber]

When they shank you, don't act surprised, Hankster!

You mean, sHANK?

 

[Mintyeon]

You mean, sHANK?

The S stands for super!
Is it a lumber jack, is it a leprechaun, no it's! Super Shank! @ActionHank 's secret alter-ego!
This reporter has finally found you out! What say you Mr SS!?

 

[ActionHank]

Your not supposed to tell people that, if the prison guards super villains find out they'll do.... something!

 

[Mintyeon]

Your not supposed to tell people that, if the prison guards super villains find out they'll do.... something!

Sorry Mr shank! From now on I'll try to keep your secret identity on the down low!

 

[Tak]

*hearing the "shank" theme music*

 

[ActionHank]

I wonder what the Super Shank theme song would be?