Worst Pony Name? (11 Year Edition)

Im not super into the name squirmy or shaggy
 
"Salty". It's not the best name. I get it, he's a sailor but they could have thought up of something else.
I agreed with that statement when I was little (and now.) I called him Tugboat. He's one of the few childhood ponies I have left to reobtain.
 
Round 'n Round isn't a name. It's not even fun to say.

Also...Tootie Tails. hee hee. XD
 
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RnR could be if it makes you think of the Ratt song. :p
You telling me there are people who hear that name and DON'T instantly get that song stuck in their heads?!

I agree with all statements on Tootie Tails. As if I didn't always find characters named Tootie unfortunate (sorry, cute little bear from Banjo Kazooie), you gotta add a second part to the name that ties the whole thing into her rear end. To look at your child and name her after her tootie tail... shame. Shame!

They could have given Chuck E Cheese pony a name. They could have tried.
 
You telling me there are people who hear that name and DON'T instantly get that song stuck in their heads?!

I agree with all statements on Tootie Tails. As if I didn't always find characters named Tootie unfortunate (sorry, cute little bear from Banjo Kazooie), you gotta add a second part to the name that ties the whole thing into her rear end. To look at your child and name her after her tootie tail... shame. Shame!

They could have given Chuck E Cheese pony a name. They could have tried.
You never know, there could be. XD

Yeah I wish they'd give Chuck E Cheese pony a name too. She's so cute.
 
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Pinkie Pie-What exactly is that?

Pillow Talk- I get what you were trying to go with Hasbro, and maybe one of you was a fan of the movie but...whyyy???

Blushie-A very pretty pony, with a very dumb name.

The Tropical Ponies and that one set of SHS (Twinkler, Bright Night, etc.) have their names mixed up.

Dishwater Slog-Really?? -_-

Quibblepants-Ugh

Pearly Pie-What is that?

Zoom Zephyrwing-How many words can we cram into one name?

Alphabittle Blossomforth-Let's take two loooong names and mash them together on an ugly, boring, gargoyle pony instead of making up one for him. Yay laziness!

Pink Dreams-I second whoever said she shoulda been named Cat Nap instead.
 
Pinkie Pie-What exactly is that?

Pillow Talk- I get what you were trying to go with Hasbro, and maybe one of you was a fan of the movie but...whyyy???

Blushie-A very pretty pony, with a very dumb name.

The Tropical Ponies and that one set of SHS (Twinkler, Bright Night, etc.) have their names mixed up.

Dishwater Slog-Really?? -_-

Quibblepants-Ugh

Pearly Pie-What is that?

Zoom Zephyrwing-How many words can we cram into one name?

Alphabittle Blossomforth-Let's take two loooong names and mash them together on an ugly, boring, gargoyle pony instead of making up one for him. Yay laziness!

Pink Dreams-I second whoever said she shoulda been named Cat Nap instead.
lol the one about Alphabittle Blossomforth. i totally agree. who approved that :cry: i'd like to have a word
 
Twirlerina - Never really been a fan of the name, sounds too glitter-barfy.
Twinkle Twirl - See above
Flurry Heart - Uninspired. Doesn't roll off the tongue. Noun noun.
Starlight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer/Luster Dawn - All Twilight Sparkle derivatives. Please.
 
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G1-
Swirly Whirly (reminds me of that prank) :unsure:
Chuck E Cheese

G3-
Tink-a-Tink-a-Too (too long of a name)
Razzaroo- (reminds me of razzies):tongue: lol
 
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Ehhh, I don't think I hate any, but I have to admit.... Tink-a-Tink-a-Too is a bit annoying. Love the pony, she was the first one I ever got, the name sounds kinda pretty, but it's a pain to say and write. And read, for that matter.

G1-
Swirly Whirly (reminds me of that prank) :unsure:
Chuck E Cheese

G3-
Tink-a-Tink-a-Too (too long of a name)
Razzaroo- (reminds me of razzies):tongue: lol
Oh hey I'm not the only one. Honestly I kind of agree with some of these other ones as well.

Twirlerina - Never really been a fan of the name, sounds too glitter-barfy.
Twinkle Twirl - See above
Flurry Heart - Uninspired. Doesn't roll off the tongue. Noun noun.
Starlight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer/Luster Dawn - All Twilight Sparkle derivatives. Please.
Oh, god. Yeah. Luster Dawn is a really bad one. I may have to redact my initial statement in light of this pony's name.
 
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I am...so sorry. :oops:

My mind works weirdly at times, didn't mean to gross anyone out. But it is an unfortunate name...
Don’t worry, it’s funny. Even my daughter at 3 was ‘what’s a pinkie pie?’
 
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