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That Flutter Pony really does look froggish! And look at this one, even the color is frog-like:

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I've decided I don't like the baby surprise pose very much.
 
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Unpopular opinion: a pony can have too much hair. I'm looking back at time at my childhood Brush 'n Grow, Bouquet.

The tail gimmick was weird but fun; I enjoyed it. But her mane . . . my god, her mane.

You know how the average G1 pony has two rows of hair in their mane? Well, Brush 'n Grows have FOUR rows. So not only are their manes long, but they're very thick.

Bouquet's mane made playing with her frustrating. It was just too much hair, too thick, always in the way, beyond my child-ability to style into anything nice. Also the teeth of her brush broke off when I tried to brush her. None of my positive memories of her involve her hair; they all involve her "unicorn dueling" Fizzy.
 
LadyMoondancer said:
Unpopular opinion: a pony can have too much hair. I'm looking back at time at my childhood Brush 'n Grow, Bouquet.

The tail gimmick was weird but fun; I enjoyed it. But her mane . . . my god, her mane.

You know how the average G1 pony has two rows of hair in their mane? Well, Brush 'n Grows have FOUR rows. So not only are their manes long, but they're very thick.

Bouquet's mane made playing with her frustrating. It was just too much hair, too thick, always in the way, beyond my child-ability to style into anything nice. Also the teeth of her brush broke off when I tried to brush her. None of my positive memories of her involve her hair; they all involve her "unicorn dueling" Fizzy.
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I’d like to hear mor about this unicorn dueling lol
 
AzaleaArt said:
I’d like to hear mor about this unicorn dueling lol
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Okay, so Fizzy and Bouquet are in the same pose--with their heads thrust in front of them (as opposed to, for example, Glory or Gusty who have their heads raised). So I would put them in front of each other and make them "duel" by tilting them forward onto their raised front hoof, so their horns hit. XD
I can't remember exactly why they were always dueling. Probably petty reasons, lol. I just wanted to see them fight! I can't remember who usually won, but I'll guess it was Fizzy because she was one of my favorite ponies.
 
LadyMoondancer said:
Okay, so Fizzy and Bouquet are in the same pose--with their heads thrust in front of them (as opposed to, for example, Glory or Gusty who have their heads raised). So I would put them in front of each other and make them "duel" by tilting them forward onto their raised front hoof, so their horns hit. XD
I can't remember exactly why they were always dueling. Probably petty reasons, lol. I just wanted to see them fight! I can't remember who usually won, but I'll guess it was Fizzy because she was one of my favorite ponies.
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What happens in Pony Fight Club, stays in Pony Fight Club.
 
Leave a Whisper said:
What happens in Pony Fight Club, stays in Pony Fight Club.
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You two have made the last weekend so much better for me. Thank-you for awesome pony stories.
 
LadyMoondancer said:
Okay, so Fizzy and Bouquet are in the same pose--with their heads thrust in front of them (as opposed to, for example, Glory or Gusty who have their heads raised). So I would put them in front of each other and make them "duel" by tilting them forward onto their raised front hoof, so their horns hit. XD
I can't remember exactly why they were always dueling. Probably petty reasons, lol. I just wanted to see them fight! I can't remember who usually won, but I'll guess it was Fizzy because she was one of my favorite ponies.
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Haha! That sounds like fun XD
 
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ActionHank said:
So when comes the point where we start organizing the pony Thunderdome style tournaments? Two ponies enter, one pony leaves!
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I'll put my Gusty against Lady M's Fizzy. Who are you advocating in the ring Hank?
 
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LadyMoondancer said:
Okay, so Fizzy and Bouquet are in the same pose--with their heads thrust in front of them (as opposed to, for example, Glory or Gusty who have their heads raised). So I would put them in front of each other and make them "duel" by tilting them forward onto their raised front hoof, so their horns hit. XD
I can't remember exactly why they were always dueling. Probably petty reasons, lol. I just wanted to see them fight! I can't remember who usually won, but I'll guess it was Fizzy because she was one of my favorite ponies.
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I was a very strange child and actually thought that the Pegasus ponies were engaged in an epic battle with the Unicorns...this was also connected to the end of the world, the Apocalypse, evil demon nuns, zombies, Sailor Moon, Narnia, telepathy, the X-Files, Twin Peaks...yeah.
 
Tak said:
I'm now picturing ponies dressed like mad Max
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Seconding that this is a thing we need!

LadyMoondancer said:
Unpopular opinion: a pony can have too much hair. I'm looking back at time at my childhood Brush 'n Grow, Bouquet.


Bouquet's mane made playing with her frustrating. It was just too much hair, too thick, always in the way, beyond my child-ability to style into anything nice. Also the teeth of her brush broke off when I tried to brush her. None of my positive memories of her involve her hair; they all involve her "unicorn dueling" Fizzy.
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It does seem that long hair is favoured, but I'm not that bothered about long hair. Rapunzel looks better with a trim.

Looking at the pose it does look sort of violent!
 
The unicorn battle comments are reminding me of a gag gift I got from a friend back when I was a teenager, a toy called "The Impaling Unicorn". It came with a selection of annoying people with spearable chests. Good times.

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feelysonheelys said:
The unicorn battle comments are reminding me of a gag gift I got from a friend back when I was a teenager, a toy called "The Impaling Unicorn". It came with a selection of annoying people with spearable chests. Good times.

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Lolol! That is hilarious! That poor mime.
 
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